Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Joke, joke, joke😂🤣😅

Doctor : “Your Liver is enlarged.”
Patient : “Does that mean it has space for more brandy?”

(This is called “Positive Thinking!” 😄😄)

Lady to her dietician : “What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.”
Doc : “How come??”
Lady : “According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet..” 😜

(Now this is called “Positive Attitude” 👍)

A Man wrote to the bank, “My Cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank’s”.

(This is self confidence in its peak! 😂😂)

This one is classic !!
A cockroach’s last words to a man who wanted to kill it : “Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You’re just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!”
😅😅😅

Always be positive even in difficult situations 😊

Me : “Our dog is very clever. At seven o’ clock every morning, he brings us the newspaper.”
My friend : “But lots of dogs do that!”
Me : “I know – but we don’t subscribe to any newspaper!”

😜🤣🤣

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