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Doctor : “Your Liver is enlarged.”
Patient : “Does that mean it has space for more brandy?”
(This is called “Positive Thinking!” ๐๐)
Lady to her dietician : “What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.”
Doc : “How come??”
Lady : “According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet..” ๐
(Now this is called “Positive Attitude” ๐)
A Man wrote to the bank, “My Cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank’s”.
(This is self confidence in its peak! ๐๐)
This one is classic !!
A cockroach’s last words to a man who wanted to kill it : “Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You’re just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!”
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Always be positive even in difficult situations ๐
Me : โOur dog is very clever. At seven oโ clock every morning, he brings us the newspaper.โ
My friend : โBut lots of dogs do that!โ
Me : โI know โ but we donโt subscribe to any newspaper!โ
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