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Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Joke, joke, joke๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

Doctor : “Your Liver is enlarged.”
Patient : “Does that mean it has space for more brandy?”

(This is called “Positive Thinking!” ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„)

Lady to her dietician : “What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.”
Doc : “How come??”
Lady : “According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet..” ๐Ÿ˜œ

(Now this is called “Positive Attitude” ๐Ÿ‘)

A Man wrote to the bank, “My Cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank’s”.

(This is self confidence in its peak! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

This one is classic !!
A cockroach’s last words to a man who wanted to kill it : “Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You’re just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!”

Always be positive even in difficult situations ๐Ÿ˜Š

Me : โ€œOur dog is very clever. At seven oโ€™ clock every morning, he brings us the newspaper.โ€
My friend : โ€œBut lots of dogs do that!โ€
Me : โ€œI know โ€“ but we donโ€™t subscribe to any newspaper!โ€



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